Two antlers and a do'h!

Overall: Pretty good...if only they didn't catch on fire so easily.

Imagine my gleeful surprise when these finally arrived in the mail. I had been looking for a good set of fireplace tools that would compliment my rugged life style.

For those of you who don't know, I've been living in the Eastern Alps ever since Y2k. After selling all my posessions, I overstocked on shotguns, whiskey, and amuniation. So I've been stuck in the cabin ever since.

First of all these antlers match my game trophies perfectly, the craftsmanship used in these puts some of my early efforts to shame. So for craftmanship and looks I give them the highest rating.

Now the bad news for some reason the metal handle is very uncomfortable. It kept poking into my hand, and when it sat next to the fire too long it got really hot.

It was after I finished off my third bottle of whiskey that I passed out. When I woke up all I could smell was burning apoxy. After realizing that I had left the poker in the fireplace, I tried to save it from complete destruction. I grabbed the red handle, which I distinctly remembered as being black, and pulled it from the fire place. Sadly the antler was only a charred ghost of it's former self. At least I can't feel my hand anymore!